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THE SLY SHOW RANT ( 05-20-13)


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  • You only get what you give
  • Hollyweird
  • Peoples perceptions on california
  • Sly taking trips cross-state
  • Story Telling
  • COffee overflowing
  • Personal Drivers
  • Personal Chefs
  • Comparing Bay area to Los Angeles
  • Out of State Muthafuckas
  • Californication
  • Moar Entourage Watching
  • Sly talks about the weekend
  • Miguel kicks a bitch in the face
  • Sly getting Sick
  • Sly learns he has much much more to watch
  • Breaking Bad Talk
  • Little Richard references
  • Vintage Kid Toys
  • Problem Child
  • John Ritter
  • Moar Kids toys
  • Eastcoast Vs Westcoast
  • Tape Delay
  • Live TV
  • Slow-mo of Miguel kicking the bitch
  • Sly getting Food Poisoning
  • Sly hates boxing
  • Sly doesn’t get Dollar Menu’s anymore
  • Sly loves UFC
  • Sly hates boxing
  • Sly almost died on saturday
  • Losing weight, sly could do it
  • Bad expierence with fast food
  • Alchohol changing peoples state of mind
  • Sly gets annoying when he gets drunk
  • Perez Hilton is an annoying faggot
  • Amanda Bynes
  • Fat Girls
  • Thick Girls
  • Fat Girl Method
  • Fat Girls like black-men
  • and Vice Versa
  • Sly talks about bitches w/ 50 cats
  • Sly talking about his city he lives in
  • iPads and Prius
  • Localz Only
  • Chubby Chaser
  • Ugly Finder
  • Filipinos who think there black
  • White People who think there black
  • Sly has acquired slyshow.com
  • End Rant - Nirvana - In Bloom plays out
THE SLY SHOW RANT ( 05-15-13)


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  • Dion - The Wanderer
  • Sly Show Listeners
  • People listen, but never respond
  • Wednesday
  • The Types of Listeners
  • Numbers are rising
  • SLy multitasking
  • Sly talking about Breaking Bad
  • Universal Segments
  • People who never seen Breaking Bad
  • Jail
  • DUI
  • Sly seeing fights in Jail
  • Sly and His Sons of Anarchy Shirt
  • Microphone problems
  • Mobile Site is getting alot of downloads
  • Sly says the rant is a 60 min comedy specials
  • Sly doesn’t think people listen
  • Even tho they do
  • Math
  • Simple Math
  • People buying Followers
  • Social Networks
  • Voxer
  • Privacy and Social Media
  • Jayz - Hard Knock Life
  • Live Stream , POdcasts
  • Sly has a Migraine Coffee
  • More Jail Stories
  • Promo Images
  • Jail Image
  • Sly loves the old-days better
  • Sly has to go outside to smoke a cig
  • Plus Much Much More
THE SLY SHOW RANT ( 05-13-13)


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  • Ranting
  • Sly talking about the mobile site
  • Weekend
  • Monday’s
  • Sly ranting about the weekend
  • Drinking Coffee
  • Static Noise
  • Sly with more technical difficulties
  • Sly telling Stories
  • Apple fucking sucks
  • iTunes Radio
  • iTunes Podcast
  • Apple is just gonna be apple
  • Bay area was going crazy
  • Warriors and the Spurs
  • Chat.TheSlyShow.com
  • May 13th 2013
  • smoking Blue Dream
  • Sly smoked w/ his cousin
  • Sly had to mention Breaking Bad
  • Mothers Day
  • SFGiants
  • Sly talking about what happend to his old school segment
  • Young People listening to The Sly Show
  • Amanda Bynes
  • Shaving her head
  • Acting Stupid
  • Back to Young Listeners
  • 7th / 8th grade
  • The Bear Necessities
  • The Webs
  • Twiiter / facebook / Youtube
  • Profanity
  • The Word Fuck
THE SLY SHOW RANT ( 05-10-13)


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Sly rants for 60 mins straight. Nuff fucking said.

THE SLY SHOW RANT ( 05-07-13)


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  • WHITE AMERICA
  • MICROPHONE PROBLEMZ
  • CHANGE THE WORLD
  • ERIC CLAPTON
  • CHAT ROOM
  • A LIL NOTE FOR YA
  • OPTIONS ON THE MORNING
  • TVS IN THE 90S
  • THE SOUND IT MAKES
  • PHILIPINO’S AT WARRIORS GAMES
  • STEREOTYPES
  • TUCO
  • TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
  • FUNNY
  • SLY IS MEXICAN AMERICAN
  • TUCO SOME MOAR
  • SLY ISN’T A FOLLOWER OF BASKETBALL
  • BUT HAS BEEN WATCHING THE PLAYOFFS
  • BOXING
  • MAYWEATHER
  • UFC VS BOXING
  • NOTHING ABOUT THE MAYDAY FIGHT WAS ENTERTAINING
  • SLY ON MOBILE
  • TUNEIN APP
  • ANNOYING SCRIPT FOR TWITTER
  • SLANG ON THE SLY SHOW
  • DOPE
  • RATCHET
  • HAM
  • ETC
  • NUTRITION EXPERTS
  • EGGS
  • TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
  • BYRDS - MR TAMBOURINE MAN
  • SLY ENDS THE RANT EARLY
THE SLY SHOW RANT ( 05-06-13)


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  • Technical Difficulties
  • Road Rage
  • Slyt does the 1st part of rant fucked up
  • Monday Morning
  • Sly breaking down idiots of the world
  • talking about rock segment
  • Breaking Bad
  • People who wake up early walking there dogs
  • Sly has yet to drink his coffee
  • Worker Vs Career worker
  • Jobs
  • Mad Men
  • Blacksheeps on the freeway
  • The Fly
  • Sly says there are stupid ass muthafuckas on the freeway
  • Lots of anger in todays rant
  • Louie CK
  • People callin when im doing a rant
  • Meth lab
  • Sly and his soon to be breaking bad tat
  • ending song: Delilah
THE SLY SHOW RANT ( 05-03-13)


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  • Dani California
  • Hot Weather
  • Netflix and non-netflix people
  • Sly hates netflix
  • he has a computer
  • Chat room talk
  • SLy talking about MTV early days
  • Music Videos on MTV
  • Virtual Insanity
  • Rappers and there music video’s of today
  • People who stay up late
  • Twitter after dark
  • Coke
  • Meth
  • Breaking Bad
  • Sly’s Dreams
  • Chinese Movies
  • Yahoo and its lameness
  • Bing?
  • ” googles backyard”
  • Sly stays being distratced
  • Sly is a internet user
  • Using 4 digit years in email
  • MC Hammer Pants
  • GSWarriors
  • DJ Motive
  • Amanda Bynes
  • Actors / Actresses
  • Celebs
  • End Rant Atomic Dog Playing
THE SLY SHOW ANSWERS ( 05-03-13)


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  • New Segment
  • Yahoo Answers
  • People asking dumb questions
  • Is this funny? or not?
  • Sly liked it, you decide
THE SLY SHOW RANT ( 05-02-13)


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  • CHRIS KELLY DEAD
  • RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
  • SLY MICROPHONE SUCKS
  • Sly talks about his chat room
  • Sly talking about his Kris Kross Segment
  • the dude from Kris Kross Died
  • Interwebs
  • Sly talking about Kris Kross
  • Sly playing some Kris Kross Music
  • Sly saying there 3rd album sounded bad
  • Yeah More Kris Kross
  • Sly actually wasn’t planning on the segment
  • The 1996 threw Sly off
  • Ranting
  • Sly hates his microphone
  • S/O to DJ Motive
  • Sly talks about Aprils numbers
  • over 200K people in April on TheslyShow.com
  • New Music
  • Sly attempting to Annoy his fans
  • sly talks about TV Shows
  • Sons of Anarchy
  • Walking Dead
  • Vikings
  • People and there emotional attachment
  • to tv shows
  • More tv show talk
  • real life vs not real life
  • Movies Suck
  • TV is winning
  • Sly talking about Breakiung Bad
  • PHp, XML, FileZilla
  • Hostgator fucking sucks
  • The Chat room is back!
  • WHERE’S JERK22?
  • INFOMERCIAL
THE SLY SHOW PRANKED ( 05-02-13)


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  • Sly prank calls Kentucky
  • Sly Prank calls record stores
  • Sly doesn’t impress 1 guy
  • Sly also Calls up Atlanta
  • Funny Shit